Anglo-Saxon+Culture



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 * ==__BEOWULF__==**

__Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker__

 * Hrothgar:** Let's build a big old dining hall and call it Herot.

//(They do. Then Grendel, an ugly guy, takes over Herot and eats people. Beowulf rips his arm off.)//


 * All:** You rule, Beowulf.

//(Some people make SPEECHES and tell IRRELEVANT STORIES. Beowulf kills some more STUFF.)//


 * Beowulf:** Wiglaf, I'm dying. See that my funeral pyre fits my greatness.

> > **__THE END__** Beowulf Resource Page
 * Wiglaf:** Ok.